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[Crosseyes12]

I started playing this game 2 weeks ago, and since then I've only played it one other time. My friend is an all out tournament fighter otaku. I don't have access to a Playstation 2, or a decent computer, and I need to beat him when I play him next Wednesday. I need ideas.

Go!

(I'll be back in 6 hours to see what you've come up with)

[Coren]

Choke him out with your controller cord when the announcers says fight.
                      

Or you know, learn combos, pressure, and character mechanics.

If you don't have GDLK execution and don't have the game, then there's not much you can do since you won't have the opertunaty to practice or try out new setups anyways.

[Crosseyes12]

Well, to be frank I'm a little disappointed, I even gave you guys an extra hour, and only one (albeit good:

Choke him out with your controller cord when the announcers says fight.

) response.

Remember, there are no bad ideas, only bad people.

[mizuki]

What the hell kinda game is this? I've never heard of it.

[LoliSauce]

What the hell kinda game is this? I've never heard of it.

Someone new is stepping up for poverty king?

[Alfonse]

Say Loli, can you define what do you guys mean by a poverty fighter? I noticed you guys tend to stick that label to the majority of half-assed doujin fighters out there.

[Crosseyes12]

Game? I'm talking about MBAA, I've only ever played it twice and I need help getting better than my ultra-otaku friend when I fight him next week without actually being able to play in the meantime.

[Alfonse]

You want to know a way to get better or to beat him without being able to play or practise at the meantime? Were you hoping for a glitch, exploit or infinite that you can abuse? Sorry, doesn't exist - nothing less of choking him out with your controller cord will work now.

[Crosseyes12]

Hrm... so far two votes for strangling my friend Hitman style. Good to know, but just in case maybe someone has an idea or two that won't get me arrested.

they don't have to be glitches or... whatever the hell an "infinite" is. Feel free to get creative.

Keep in mind that I am pretty damn good, check the profile pic
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[Alfonse]

Ah I know, play Half-Moon White Len. Why? Because no one plays that character, and neither should your friend expect you to. 

[LoliSauce]

Say Loli, can you define what do you guys mean by a poverty fighter? I noticed you guys tend to stick that label to the majority of half-assed doujin fighters out there.

Poverty fighter is basically any shitty fighter.  Actually, take that one step further.  A poverty game is any game that's downright horrible, but you still want to play it (usually just because it's hilarious).  Doujin games meet those requirements easier than most because of the low production values that go into them.

Also, there is no help for you Crosseyes.  My condolences.

[Coren]

Hrm... so far two votes for strangling my friend Hitman style. Good to know, but just in case maybe someone has an idea or two that won't get me arrested.

They can't arrest you if they never find any evidence; lay out some plastic on the ground first to help with clean-up  (When strangled to death the body tends to lose bladder and bowel control, and even ejaculate in some cases). After the deed is done take the body elsewear and dispose of it in the manner of your liking.

Or you could only choke him into unconsciousness, but first ask yourself "What has he done for recently?".

Another pro strat is to bash him in the back of the head with a heavy object (I use my arcade stick) as Okizeme; it's a good setup because they probably won't be anticipating a cross-up overhead; and it leads into a free combo. If he starts to catch on to it, mix it up with hits in the shin and non-crossup hits to the head.

[Tempered]

You can suck my dick in hopes of acquiring my handsome amounts of skill within this game. That'll cost you nothing short of $200 though. Otherwise your better off coming out from under your bridge, strangling yourself with a controller cord, and framing your ultra-otaku friend for the murder. That is the only positive situation for the both of you.

[mizuki]

Say Loli, can you define what do you guys mean by a poverty fighter? I noticed you guys tend to stick that label to the majority of half-assed doujin fighters out there.

Poverty fighter is basically any shitty fighter.  Actually, take that one step further.  A poverty game is any game that's downright horrible, but you still want to play it (usually just because it's hilarious).  Doujin games meet those requirements easier than most because of the low production values that go into them.

Actually a little correction. Poverty fighters usually are games that just look poor, are usually doujin or Neo Geo fighting games. They don't have to be bad (Fighter's History Dynamite is in no way is a bad game, but it looks poor as shit and is hilarious) but it usually helps (Morning Musume Fighter)

[Crosseyes12]

The good

Ah I know, play Half-Moon White Len. Why? Because no one plays that character, and neither should your friend expect you to. 

The Lazy

there is no help for you Crosseyes.  My condolences.

bash him in the back of the head with a heavy object

The improbable (aka plan B)

You can suck my dick

The Unrelated

Say Loli, can you define what do you guys mean by a poverty fighter? I noticed you guys tend to stick that label to the majority of half-assed doujin fighters out there.

Gotta say, I like the variety, keep it up guys, still 2.5 days left

[Shiki]

Look up some combo videos and say you think you can, you think you can?

[LoliSauce]

Seriously, just put in some fucking effort and stop whoring attention in dumb threads like this.  I'm moving this to the toast for lack of seriousness.

[Crosseyes12]

... I was being serious...   (for the most part) I think it just degenerated in seriousness as time went on... I suppose it was a little whorish though, in retrospect -_-

Still 100% non-fiction, and that is a promise. And still 1 more day left! Any other suggestions are appreciated!

[mizuki]

Seriously, just put in some fucking effort and stop whoring attention in dumb threads like this.

Seriously, just put in some fucking effort and stop whoring attention in dumb threads like this.

Seriously, just put in some fucking effort and stop whoring attention in dumb threads like this.

Seriously, just put in some fucking effort and stop whoring attention in dumb threads like this.

Seriously, just put in some fucking effort and stop whoring attention in dumb threads like this.

Seriously, just put in some fucking effort and stop whoring attention in dumb threads like this.

Seriously, just put in some fucking effort and stop whoring attention in dumb threads like this.

Seriously, just put in some fucking effort and stop whoring attention in dumb threads like this.

Seriously, just put in some fucking effort and stop whoring attention in dumb threads like this.

Seriously, just put in some fucking effort and stop whoring attention in dumb threads like this.

Seriously, just put in some fucking effort and stop whoring attention in dumb threads like this.

Seriously, just put in some fucking effort and stop whoring attention in dumb threads like this.

Seriously, just put in some fucking effort and stop whoring attention in dumb threads like this.

Seriously, just put in some fucking effort and stop whoring attention in dumb threads like this.

Seriously, just put in some fucking effort and stop whoring attention in dumb threads like this.

[Coren]

ALL ABOARD THE DRAMA LLAMA.

Okay, pick C-Roa; when he does random shit in the air or things with recovery far away from you rape him with a QCF+C. Then after the wall slam use QCB+ any of A,B,or C to drop down some orbs; use the orbs to zone him out. If he blocks your regular attacks just chain your normals into QCF+A, QCB+A really fast so that the QCB+A cancels the QCF's recovery; then use the orb to pressure him.

That's seriously the most braindead Roa stuff I can come up with, so there ya go.

[Twinniss]

Ignore the troll

ma bad for showing him this place


...well i guess ill teach

[Rei]

Ignore the troll

ma bad for showing him this place


...well i guess ill teach

lol I hope you can do your own BnBs before teaching him 

[Rayza]

Ignore the troll

ma bad for showing him this place


...well i guess ill teach

lol Twinnis, just play Hatsuki already.

[Crosseyes12]

Jeez, no need to make a big deal about it, once I beat you on Wednesday I'll be off the site for good anyways -_-

[Tempered]

Ignore the troll

ma bad for showing him this place


...well i guess ill teach

lol Twinnis, just play Hatsuki already.

No, Hatsuki is mine.