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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #25 on: April 09, 2010, 02:01:42 AM »
This shit is mad lame.  Try this haiku shit in chat, you damn dirty apes.
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #26 on: April 09, 2010, 06:31:44 AM »
You can't force us to.
Quit hatin' on us, nigga.
Show us some respect.
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #27 on: April 09, 2010, 07:44:16 AM »
If a sentence just
has seventeen syllables,
is it a haiku?
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #28 on: April 09, 2010, 07:51:31 AM »
Melty Blood AACC at SBO
Haters are gonna hate this
Sux for them, Get Hype!!!
« Last Edit: April 10, 2010, 04:12:15 AM by YubelPhoenix »
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #29 on: April 09, 2010, 11:05:04 AM »
Hype I got indeed
In evo and sbo Melty is
What an awesome year
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #30 on: April 09, 2010, 02:15:57 PM »
Quote from: LoliSauce on April 09, 2010, 02:01:42 AM
This shit is mad lame.  Try this haiku shit in chat, you damn dirty apes.
I see what you did
You are so very clever
Oh sauce of loli
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #31 on: April 09, 2010, 11:06:33 PM »
Yubei and Funky
Have some very strange ways of
Making their words fit.
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #32 on: April 09, 2010, 11:22:16 PM »
Yubel's did not fit
Second line had at least nine
It was almost close
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #33 on: April 09, 2010, 11:52:59 PM »
Quote from: Cornix on April 09, 2010, 02:15:57 PM
Quote from: LoliSauce on April 09, 2010, 02:01:42 AM
This shit is mad lame.  Try this haiku shit in chat, you damn dirty apes.
I see what you did
You are so very clever
Oh sauce of loli
I'm glad someone did.  => 

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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #34 on: April 10, 2010, 03:01:18 AM »
I caught it too, I just decided not to post it. :P

Quote from: Cornix on April 09, 2010, 11:22:16 PM
Second line had at least nine
You're a poet and didn't know it.
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #35 on: April 10, 2010, 03:46:30 AM »
Quote from: Cornix on April 09, 2010, 11:22:16 PM

Second line had at least nine

wow i didn't even notice ;D
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #36 on: April 10, 2010, 03:58:53 AM »
Yubei still fails it
Five-seven-five, that's the rule
Now go fix it, man!
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #37 on: April 10, 2010, 04:36:28 AM »
Quote from: YubelPhoenix on April 09, 2010, 07:51:31 AM
Melty Blood AACC at SBO
Haters are gonna hate this
Sux for them, Get Hype!!!
tried fixing this but if not correct i will retire from writing haikus :psyduck:
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #38 on: April 10, 2010, 06:42:38 AM »
Quote from: YubelPhoenix on April 10, 2010, 04:36:28 AM
Quote from: YubelPhoenix on April 09, 2010, 07:51:31 AM
Melty Blood AACC at SBO
Haters are gonna hate this
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tried fixing this but if not correct i will retire from writing haikus :psyduck:
This is very close
But it is not by too much
line one minus one

Five syllables here
This one gets more at seven
and back down to five
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #39 on: April 10, 2010, 05:41:30 PM »
A-A-C-C, huh?
How does one say this in five?
Same for S-BO, too.

(Seriously. I can't think of any way to pronounce AACC other than letter-by-letter, and even if you slur "SBO" to "sboh" it sounds fugly.)
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #40 on: April 10, 2010, 06:17:54 PM »
Quote from: Dark Pulse on April 10, 2010, 05:41:30 PM
A-A-C-C, huh?
How does one say this in five?
Same for S-BO, too.

(Seriously. I can't think of any way to pronounce AACC other than letter-by-letter, and even if you slur "SBO" to "sboh" it sounds fugly.)
Cant be perfect ::)was writing that semi-haiku in a rush so i couldn't actually proofread and edit. That's why i moved on to epic poems and ballads :P
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #41 on: April 10, 2010, 06:23:03 PM »
Hey Yubelphoenix
Write us a god damn ballad
Dat be cool as shit

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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #42 on: April 10, 2010, 06:52:23 PM »
When I got the time
Too Busy with my finals
Ugh I hate college.

P.S. Cornix and Dark Pulse. flame me all u want if i didnt get it rite this time :bleh:
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #43 on: April 10, 2010, 06:58:49 PM »
I applaud you sir
You finally got it right
AACC can just be ACK
« Last Edit: April 10, 2010, 07:29:22 PM by Cornix »
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #44 on: April 10, 2010, 07:19:03 PM »
YubelPheonix learns
Now hes writin like a pro
Lets all have a contest


ho ho a haiku challenge

BY THE WAY finally is three syllables
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #45 on: April 10, 2010, 07:30:39 PM »
Alright so it is
I guess I have to change it
the challenge seems fun
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #46 on: April 10, 2010, 07:35:01 PM »
Damn Shit just got real
We got us a challenge
We got corrections!!!
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #47 on: April 10, 2010, 07:58:12 PM »
Yeah, I like this thread
A contest will keep it fun
All we needs some rules  ;D

People can enter
We set up a little poll
Everyone will vote

We will all have lulz
I think we'll all have some fun
We should get on this



 :psyduck: triple haiku?


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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #48 on: April 10, 2010, 08:17:13 PM »
Yubel not again!
You were doing oh so well
Second needs one more
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #49 on: April 10, 2010, 08:26:31 PM »
Oh well, hate syllables
Ha, Too Tired to edit
About too knockout  :P
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