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Offline Curbeh

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Haiku Topic
« on: April 05, 2010, 08:15:15 PM »
I see something fly
"Not the stick, Gootecks!"
A fight stick goes by
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2010, 08:18:19 PM »
Nero's Jumping C
Is incredibly gay so
Fucking cut it out
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2010, 08:18:55 PM »
Melty Blood is fun
We mash 2a quite a bit
It is very fun
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2010, 08:20:32 PM »
Quote from: Curbeh on April 05, 2010, 08:15:15 PM
I see something fly
"Not the stick, Gootecks!"
A fight stick goes by

Nothing says "great haiku thread" like a non-haiku in the first post.
« Last Edit: April 05, 2010, 08:26:03 PM by Warpticon »
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2010, 02:34:05 AM »
No new posts are here
Bitches don't know 'bout my Haikus
Imagination?
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2010, 02:42:54 AM »
Akiha's flat chest
along with her modest dress
tsundere is the best
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2010, 03:29:39 AM »
Would one mind
Posting the ways
Of the Haiku?
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2010, 06:55:35 AM »
Quote from: BurstOfAnger on April 06, 2010, 03:29:39 AM
Would one mind
Posting the ways
Of the Haiku?

The first verse count five,
then seven syllables here,
and then five again.


Kohaku's bright mind
has made excellent plants but,
where do they come from?
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2010, 10:00:45 AM »
That is simple, sir.
Under Kohaku's apron
are where the plants are.
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2010, 01:40:04 PM »
All you scrubs are hype
Melty is going to be
at Evo this year.
« Last Edit: April 06, 2010, 07:30:13 PM by ShinMasaki »
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2010, 05:48:18 PM »
the love of my life
eyes like two e.x. counters
fuujo kohaku
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2010, 01:29:19 AM »
Quote from: Jimmy on April 06, 2010, 05:48:18 PM
the love of my life
eyes like two e.x. counters
fuujo kohaku

laughing my ass off
i can't think of anything else
dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2010, 02:23:51 AM »
Quote from: Skwuck on April 06, 2010, 06:55:35 AM
Quote from: BurstOfAnger on April 06, 2010, 03:29:39 AM
Would one mind
Posting the ways
Of the Haiku?

The first verse count five,
then seven syllables here,
and then five again.


Kohaku's bright mind
has made excellent plants but,
where do they come from?

I humbly thank thee
For so clearing that question
Long plaguing my mind.
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2010, 03:02:24 AM »
Haiku plagued your mind?
I'm scared to think of what else
Could be hiding there.
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2010, 03:36:25 AM »
A mourning dove feeds
In a marijuana bush
And sings a high coo
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2010, 09:57:38 AM »
Orb Fortress of Lame
There was no way to get in
Now she is pure trash
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2010, 10:06:24 AM »
I don't like haikus
I don't feel like writing one
But then what is this?

MINDFUCK HAIKU!!
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #17 on: April 07, 2010, 10:47:34 AM »
This chair's an eyesore.
This chair. This chair. This chair this
chair this chair this chair!!!!!!!!!

Two can play that game, sir.
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #18 on: April 07, 2010, 11:01:17 AM »
I can make noises
With my hand and wrist
flap flap flap flap :fap: :fap: :fap:
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #19 on: April 07, 2010, 11:56:27 AM »
Suddenly above
The white flash foreshadows pain
Somerheat...SUCCESS!
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2010, 02:24:20 PM »
Quote from: ZARtacus! on April 07, 2010, 11:56:27 AM
Suddenly above
The white flash foreshadows pain
Somerheat...SUCCESS!
ON BLAST version:

Suddley above
The white flash foreshadows pain
WHAT? Wake up air throw?!

new:

Backstep, jump, shield, dodge
None of this is working, fool
Block on wake up, please
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2010, 02:47:32 PM »
Hisui in half moon
I play you all by myself
I will be da best~
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #22 on: April 08, 2010, 03:30:27 PM »
Chest flat, stockings high
Land in a corner, meter full
See red, no escape.
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #23 on: April 08, 2010, 04:13:27 PM »
Quote from: Fox on April 08, 2010, 03:30:27 PM
Chest flat, stockings high

I stopped reading here
Feel a boner comin on
Now im gonna fap :fap: :fap: :fap:
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #24 on: April 09, 2010, 01:05:55 AM »
It's okay to fap.
Akiha might be flat but
How it's used, that counts.
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