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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #100 on: April 12, 2010, 02:27:35 PM »
What was the other?  Could you point it out sometime?  I'll fix it as well.


My style is subtle, (6)
but test them out and you'll see.  (7)
My prose is legit. (5)


Weird, I counted five.  I thought style was read with only one syllable?

Hmm, I just checked it at Dictionary.com.  Seems like I was right.  :psyduck:

Webster disagrees. According to the dictionary, it's two count.
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #101 on: April 12, 2010, 02:30:44 PM »
Shit just got real
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #102 on: April 12, 2010, 02:47:51 PM »
What was the other?  Could you point it out sometime?  I'll fix it as well.


My style is subtle, (6)
but test them out and you'll see.  (7)
My prose is legit. (5)


Weird, I counted five.  I thought style was read with only one syllable?

Hmm, I just checked it at Dictionary.com.  Seems like I was right.  :psyduck:

Webster disagrees. According to the dictionary, it's two count.

Webster disagrees [5]
According to the diction [7?]
ary it(is) two count [5]

What is this shit shin
I thought you were haiku man
and never fuck up?
[00:47] <Cornix> Curbeh: How does one 'go back to neutral' more?
[00:47] <Curbeh> Put it on five
[00:47] <Curbeh> FUCKING STOP TIME
----- [03:00] <jiyuna> i lost nec and i fucked 19 women that night [03:00] <jiyuna> with tears in my eyes [03:00] <jiyuna> i made them pay

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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #103 on: April 12, 2010, 05:16:18 PM »
Hello haiku thread
I'd like to share this with you
Try to guess the pose

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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #104 on: April 12, 2010, 05:26:06 PM »
"Rape Shiki. Rape him.
Stick his penis in my vag
And rape him till dawn."
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #105 on: April 12, 2010, 07:19:02 PM »
What was the other?  Could you point it out sometime?  I'll fix it as well.


My style is subtle, (6)
but test them out and you'll see.  (7)
My prose is legit. (5)


Weird, I counted five.  I thought style was read with only one syllable?

Hmm, I just checked it at Dictionary.com.  Seems like I was right.  :psyduck:

Webster disagrees. According to the dictionary, it's two count.

Webster disagrees [5]
According to the diction [7?]
ary it(is) two count [5]

What is this shit shin
I thought you were haiku man
and never fuck up?

It's just as you say. I wont make excuses, I wrote that purposely. Merely seventeen syllable count does not make a line a haiku; space each of the words as they should be. if the count is right, then you're good.

Webster disagrees. (5)
According to the dictionary, (8)
it's two count. (4)

It is read like this, but still, congrats on the catch. Thought I'd cheat a bit. I guess I should have expected that to happen after mouthing off.
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #106 on: April 12, 2010, 10:07:34 PM »
I was attempting to show my confusion over your lack of haiku
But it is all good, I've still fucked up more than you, so no huge deal sir.
« Last Edit: April 12, 2010, 10:38:05 PM by Cornix »
[00:47] <Cornix> Curbeh: How does one 'go back to neutral' more?
[00:47] <Curbeh> Put it on five
[00:47] <Curbeh> FUCKING STOP TIME
----- [03:00] <jiyuna> i lost nec and i fucked 19 women that night [03:00] <jiyuna> with tears in my eyes [03:00] <jiyuna> i made them pay

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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #107 on: April 12, 2010, 10:22:57 PM »
You've fucked more than him?  Thats kind of a low comment :-[ haha just a yolk
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #108 on: April 12, 2010, 10:39:04 PM »
do not type haikus at two in the damn morning it is no bueno.
[00:47] <Cornix> Curbeh: How does one 'go back to neutral' more?
[00:47] <Curbeh> Put it on five
[00:47] <Curbeh> FUCKING STOP TIME
----- [03:00] <jiyuna> i lost nec and i fucked 19 women that night [03:00] <jiyuna> with tears in my eyes [03:00] <jiyuna> i made them pay

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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #109 on: April 13, 2010, 02:05:20 AM »
"No es bueno," sir. You forgot that Spanish rule. Try to remember.
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #110 on: April 13, 2010, 02:56:39 AM »
Webster disagrees. According to the dictionary, it's two count.
Well, I'll accept that. 

No single syllable 'style' for me, I guess.

Okay, next subject - Touhou Pocket Wars Evo!  It's a doujin game based around Touhou (obviously) and plays like a card game (sort of).  I enjoy it so much that I have started to translate simple things.  Well, most of it is just inserting stuff that's seen prior translation.  The game is easy to code monkey around in, so I'm like, "why not?"  I would need major assistance to translate the main story's text though.  Honestly, I could care less about the story's mass of dialog.  I just want spellcard effect translations so I can play with ease, lol. 
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #111 on: April 13, 2010, 09:27:24 AM »
Webster disagrees. According to the dictionary, it's two count.
Well, I'll accept that. 

No single syllable 'style' for me, I guess.

Okay, next subject - Touhou Pocket Wars Evo!  It's a doujin game based around Touhou (obviously) and plays like a card game (sort of).  I enjoy it so much that I have started to translate simple things.  Well, most of it is just inserting stuff that's seen prior translation.  The game is easy to code monkey around in, so I'm like, "why not?"  I would need major assistance to translate the main story's text though.  Honestly, I could care less about the story's mass of dialog.  I just want spellcard effect translations so I can play with ease, lol. 

Let me take a look. I can decode my way through a bit of moonspeak. Plus, to top it off, this sounds like my type of game. Danmaku lolis.  :fap:
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #112 on: April 13, 2010, 12:13:16 PM »
I'm only wannabe when it comes to translating Moonspeak. (But I gave it my best stab in the AACC thread.)

I'd love to actually fucking learn it, but for some reason, my college don't offer it.

But they offer SWAHILI.

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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #113 on: April 13, 2010, 01:04:56 PM »
Oh wow, Swahili?! WTF is up with that? You should teach yourself. Almost all of the Japanese that I have learned, I have taught myself.
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #114 on: April 13, 2010, 01:13:26 PM »
Yeah. Swahili, Traditional Chinese, and more of the usual stuff one can expect (German, French, Italian) but no Japanese. It sucks. I'd take it in a heartbeat.

I find it difficult to learn from tutes or CDs. That crucial human feedback is kind of lacking.

That said, I've heard a lot of people say good things about Rosetta Stone.

If you got any recommendations or anything, feel free to toss them my way.
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« Reply #115 on: April 13, 2010, 01:38:22 PM »
Oh wow, Swahili?! WTF is up with that? You should teach yourself. Almost all of the Japanese that I have learned, I have taught myself.
Really? How'd you do that?

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« Reply #116 on: April 13, 2010, 02:52:55 PM »
Yeah. Swahili, Traditional Chinese, and more of the usual stuff one can expect (German, French, Italian) but no Japanese. It sucks. I'd take it in a heartbeat.

I find it difficult to learn from tutes or CDs. That crucial human feedback is kind of lacking.

That said, I've heard a lot of people say good things about Rosetta Stone.

If you got any recommendations or anything, feel free to toss them my way.
Oh wow, Swahili?! WTF is up with that? You should teach yourself. Almost all of the Japanese that I have learned, I have taught myself.
Really? How'd you do that?

I couldn't say much on using Rosetta Stone. I've never used it. But for Japanese, I'd start with the alphabet, learn all the letters. Of course, that's basic. Here are two sites that I used when teaching myself. Install the Asia Language packs on your computers. That will help too.

There's a program called "Translator Aggregator" that can help translate; and for copying kanji, you can always use the IME pad. The IME pad is a tool in the options of the language pack. This is "easy mode" for translating Japanese, works for everyone, however you should pay attention to all the translations. Using this will help by giving you valuable vocabulary. Use the sites above for learning grammatical usage correctly.

But this will only get you so far with learning, books will help the rest. You can also chat with Japanese speakers like penpals or something. A lot of people in Japan also want to learn English as well; there's a site I'm on, "Japan a Radio", where you can meet people. Well, by "meet", I mean finding people online that want to learn as well. You can chat via IM, email, whatever works the best for you. This helps cover the human feedback part you miss from using programs.

That's just one option. You don't have to join the site if you don't want to. You can find someone on most message boards that can speak a bit of it, but some translators are dicks and they wont bother to help you out at all. Simply chatting in another language will help, you don't have to talk.

Finally, there's one more way I'd like to mention. Manga translations. Translating manga (particularly children's) will help you learn words. The most important thing with Japanese is the vocabulary. The sentence structure is based entirely on using nouns and verbs.

I dunno...maybe the Rosetta Stone might be easier, but like I said, I have never used it before. I hear it works well.

I was wondering...
Where is your 5-7-5?
Haiku thread, people?

Basically, learning (5)
Japanese is about you (7)
wanting to learn it. (5)

If you have the drive (5)
teaching yourself is easy. (7)
It just takes some time. (5)

If you mispronounce your words, people will likely help you out with it. But given that there that there is no one you can speak to, learning to reads fine. If you take classes, they will likely focus on reading anyways.

But back to business...Loli, I want a copy of this Touhou game. I don't mind helping with the translations...I want danmaku lolis.
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #117 on: April 16, 2010, 09:28:31 PM »
Japanese... That crucial human feedback is kind of lacking.

I had a very hilarious sexual conversation with a Japanese guy today at work. In front of the receptionist.

Best part was when we got onto the subject of "manko" and he mentioned "I like them" in English. I said I did too, and he goes, "because you have one".

Is that what you mean by human feedback? :V
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #118 on: April 17, 2010, 12:36:36 AM »
Partially. Although hopefully I would not be told that I have one. Last I checked, I didn't, and I don't exactly plan on adding one, either.

But by feedback I also mean things like making sure I'm getting the right pronounciation for a given kanji, right usage of the right kanji, right reading of it, and so on. For all intents and purposes, once you get the jouyou kanji drilled into your head, all that's left to learning Japanese is the grammatical structures and little nuances.
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #119 on: April 17, 2010, 03:21:57 AM »
This haiku thread is losing all of its haiku.  I'm disappointed.
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #120 on: April 17, 2010, 03:25:53 AM »
A haiku topic with random /b/ quotations makes no sense at all.

I'm with Loli. If you get it.

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« Reply #121 on: April 17, 2010, 03:27:50 AM »
This haiku thread is losing all of its haiku.  I'm disappointed.

I know what you mean. I'm kinda disappointed. Everyone else fails.

You and me, Loli. It seems we're the only one who care to haiku.
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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #122 on: April 17, 2010, 03:42:36 AM »
Why, thank you Fabro.  Hisui doujin or not, you're cool in my book.

Shin, it's funny though.  See, I don't even have a degree in English, nor do I really have an interest in writing.  This is just for fun.
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« Reply #123 on: April 17, 2010, 03:48:18 AM »
You won't believe it, but I eventually started the doujin.

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Re: Haiku Topic
« Reply #124 on: April 17, 2010, 04:05:37 AM »
Hisui fans rejoice.
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