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Misaki Town Bakery => Akiha's Tea Room => : Kix May 07, 2007, 09:38:12 PM
When's Melty on Steam?
ahaha that's no--wait, what?
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You guys have any suggestions on this one?
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Turn that frown upside down!
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Oh, I'm not frowning, I'm just ugly. What should I do about it? Eat to dull the pain until I am 300 lbs?
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Honestly, dressing nicer makes me feel less ugly. Until recently, I've sill been wearing shirts I got when I was in junior high while in public. That shit makes me not only look ugly, but feel ugly as well.
ohbtwpixplz
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Do you care enough about it to want to improve your appearance?
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You are too sexy for your shirt, take off your clothes baby. You might want to keep some shorts on though to hide your inferior manliness (if you can even claim you are a man)
I don't have a pic, except for of my balls. Did you change your mind? (by the way, I do not have a picture of my balls)
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Become an hero.
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Grow a ponytail, buy some of those blue flamed dragon button up shirts, and some of those black really baggy pants with the straps and all the zippers on them. Make sure you start every conversation with new people you meet with what anime you are currently watching.
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Do you care enough about it to want to improve your appearance?
Not particularly. I was just trying to keep myself entertained.
Okay, story time!
From the side it looks like someone kicked my chin straight up into my skull, that's kind of hard to fix. You can try though. I'm like 30 pounds overweight and then I am in a pool a lot and I'm allergic or something to one of the chemicals supposedly so I have this wierd rashish thing that appears on my face every once in a while.
OH and my neck is made out of like three rolls. Not sure what's up with that.
Then I have AIDS and my teeth are black, and I have a grill but I'm white and have a giant wart on top of my oversized nose that happens to be bigger than a whole carrot and I am missing my left eye and I don't shower. There is like snot coming out of my nose dripping everywhere and there is ear wax dripping out of my ears. I accidentally vomit all over the place sometimes and my ears are really big and I think I have the worst overbite and history.
Try to beat that.
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Become an hero.
...and do what? Limp towards villians and expose my face? Get a symbiote suite and break into the bakery and steal the pastries and eat half and give half tot he poor?
Grow a ponytail, buy some of those blue flamed dragon button up shirts, and some of those black really baggy pants with the straps and all the zippers on them. Make sure you start every conversation with new people you meet with what anime you are currently watching.
They will get too grossed out.
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I have five tongues randomly located on my back. I hate tasting my t-shirts.
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I have five tongues randomly located on my back. I hate tasting my t-shirts.
You can't beat the rolls for a neck.
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Pics or you're not ugly.
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Grow a ponytail, buy some of those blue flamed dragon button up shirts, and some of those black really baggy pants with the straps and all the zippers on them.
A classmate of mine dresses EXACTLY like this, and he's kind of a douchebag.
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I have five tongues randomly located on my back. I hate tasting my t-shirts.
You can't beat the rolls for a neck.
Buttered or plain?
...or jam?
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Oh, I'm not frowning, I'm just ugly. What should I do about it? Eat to dull the pain until I am 300 lbs?
Upgrade you're Graphics Card.
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You should seriously consider killing yourself.
Suicide pact?
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The whole point with that outfit is to lok like a douchebag. :D
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Wear shades.
All the time.
Even when the lights are off....
:psyduck:
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A classmate of mine dresses EXACTLY like this, and he's kind of a douchebag.
I've never seen someone with the blue flame shirt AND the black baggy strap/zipper pants. They are two recognizable articles of clothing from two different stereotypical douches. Blue flame shirt for greasy, smelly, pudgy guy who thinks hes gods gift to ladies, and black baggy zipper pants for skinny semi goth/industrial queer who thinks hes hard cause you've never heard of the music he likes, and porks REALLY fat chicks. Well, they both pork REALLY fat chicks. Is your friend somewhere between those 2 pillars of douchebaggery? Either way, kick him in the balls for me.
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I need to tell you guys about the fat Morrigan cosplayer who warped time and space with her sheer gravitational mass some time.
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Nothing is worse than the fat Felicia cosplayer who warped time and space with her sheer gravitational mass.
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Nothing is worse than the ugly asian chick I saw at j-town when i was alone, she was coming for me, but my mom got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
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You should seriously consider killing yourself.
Suicide pact?
Sorry, that's why I was absent for a day. I tried to hang myself but the rope snapped under my immense weight.
I have five tongues randomly located on my back. I hate tasting my t-shirts.
You can't beat the rolls for a neck.
Buttered or plain?
...or jam?
Does sweat count as butter?
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How is fucking a fat girl like surfing?
Slap the thigh and ride the wave!
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How is fucking a fat girl like surfing?
Slap the thigh and ride the wave!
Hot visual
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I have five tongues randomly located on my back. I hate tasting my t-shirts.
You can't beat the rolls for a neck.
I know I'm totally fucking late on this... but...
ROLLBILLY BREADNECK.
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Paperbags are wonderful things. In South Park it was used as a s** enchancer :)
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You guys have any suggestions on this one?
Practice more.
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= and some of those black really baggy pants with the straps and all the zippers on them.
o snap got that part down
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o snap got that part down
I figured someone on these boards had to. A couple of my friends from high school got into the industrial scene, and would sport them every so often. Was embarassing to be around them, no offense!
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ok grow a slight beard, get long hair and put it into a pony tail.
die it so that it is kinda blonde.
and call yourself jon.
people will soon call you jesus jon.
and jesus can not be ugly.
or get a make over and ask them to make you look like bryan santos!