Hey, footballyears.net, forget about that and listen up for a minute, okay? This has nothing to do with this thread, but listen to me anyway! See, I went to Yoshinoya today. You know, Yoshinoya? And the damn place was packed so full of people, I couldn't even find a seat! So I looked around a bit, and I found a sign that said "150 yen off". What the fuck is wrong with you people? Are you dense? Any other day, you know, you wouldn't even think of going to Yoshinoya, but if it's 150 yen off, you all flock in here? Christ, it's 150 yen! You can't buy a soda with that! And you're bringing the kids too, huh? Look at that, a family of four going to Yoshinoya. Congratulations. And now the little boy's going, "All right! Daddy's going to order the extra-large!" I can't watch any more of this shit.
Yoshinoya should be fucking brutal, you know what I'm saying? Two guys facing each other across a U-shaped table, and out of the blue they're gonna start a fight right there. It's stab-or-be-stabbed, that's what so damn great about the place. Women and kids should stay the fuck away.
Well, I finally found a seat, but then the guy next to me goes, "HURR HURR HURRRRRR! I'll have an large bowl with EXTRA GRAVY!!". So now I'm pissed off again. Who the shit orders extra gravy these days? Why are you looking so goddamn proud when you say that? I wanna ask you, are you really going to fucking eat all that gravy? I wanna fucking interrogate you. For about a hour. You know what? I think you just wanted to say "extra gravy".
Now, take it from a Yoshinoya veteran, kid. The latest thing among the Yoshinoya pros is this: Extra green onions. That's the ticket. A large bowl with extra onions, and an egg. That's what someone who knows his shit orders. They put in more onions, and less meat. A large bowl with a raw egg, that's damn awesome. Now, you should know, if you keep ordering this, there's a risk the employees might write you up. It's really a double-edged sword. I can't recommend this for amateurs.
Now, as for you, footballyears.net, you should just stick to today's special.