damn, and here i thought you had some awesome cool program that took the picture and extracted the text from it. Your reiteration of it then, is almost exact anyway, but the translation stays the same.
Sakura gets some points though, without her we wouldn't have Rider, and without Rider, we wouldn't be able to make fun of Saber as much as we do in F/HA. Sakura fails in F/HA for being practically nothing when it comes to jokes.