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Misaki Town Bakery => Akiha's Tea Room => : NinjaNero June 01, 2008, 10:03:57 AM
When's Melty on Steam?
ahaha that's no--wait, what?
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Here is my list of the Worst Toys Ever. (feel free to add yours also.)
Hulk hands..
(http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0748/1.jpg)
Rubber band shooter..
(http://images.progressiveboink.com/justin/10worst2007/10.JPG)
Spiderman 3 Goblin sword..
(http://images.progressiveboink.com/justin/10worst2007/6.gif)
Girls punching bag...
(http://www.toplessrobot.com/1203627631_tmp_P1000470-thumb.jpg)
Generally, these punching bags are good fun. But a girl-targeted punching bag? Why? Why the pink and flowers? Do the makers think girls only want to beat up other pretty things? Wouldn't a girl who loves pink pretty things be reasonably unlikely to need to vent her violent aggression on an inflatable ball? And wouldn't a girl who wants to beat the shit out of something prefer something a little less dainty than a pretty pink "punching ball"? Even the girl on the box look confused.
Spiderman back pack..
(http://www.toplessrobot.com/1203627679_tmp_P1000484.jpg)
This is ridiculous..
(http://www.toplessrobot.com/P1000475-thumb.JPG)
Be the most popular kid in the pool by throwing this large swirl of feces into the water! All the other kids will leave, possibly hitting you, and making you be default the most popular kid there. Frankly, I have no proof this is meant to be a pool toy, but I refuse to consider any other possibilities.
Airport security x-ray machine
(http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.walletpop.com/media/2008/02/airportscreenertoy.jpg)
Hey, let's play airport security checkpoint! You be the business passenger standing in a line stretching to the equator forlornly watching your flight home take off without you. I'll play the checkpoint guard, demanding, in a language vaguely similar to English, that you strip to the buff while I unpack your bag to make sure everyone in the airport gets a good look at your dirty underwear. Yeah, that would be, like, SO much fun!
Pet Rock
(sorry to anyone from the 70's)
(http://statichost.grupthink.com/answer/a/adc6a6e9d681f71086fd72009d42e2ba)
Can you believe that people paid for this. You could also order uncle wood chip, brother tree leaf, and cousin glass of water for an incredible one time price of $19.95 plus shipping and handling. You might laugh but this was genius.
Dolls that pee
(http://statichost.grupthink.com/answer/b/bd46ebf1791fe8845b6ee612f4bd528f)
Isnt that cute...
Furby
(http://statichost.grupthink.com/answer/9/9f5be9ecc9a425b7d2950ab0dfc47410)
(no explanation needed)
Pro Thumb Wrestling
(http://statichost.grupthink.com/answer/0/02ab6e53f8e36156c5456b30e9e1dd41)
As if pro wrestling didn't suck enough already...
Chia Pet
(http://statichost.grupthink.com/answer/1/170a7d123ec8196aa973edc78846acf3)
Why are these still marketed, and why do people still buy them?
The vibrating Harry Potter broom
(http://statichost.grupthink.com/answer/0/06aecf1a51eca856c0e4f3178af3776e)
Legions of little girls discovering, well, you know.
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This thread is a winner. A lot of those on the list are completely hilarious. Culk is so big and awesome.
(http://www.skatelog.com/photos/products/dolls/spaghetti-zoe-doos210x260.gif)
This next one isn't necessarily bad but ask anyone about it and they will tell you I have laughed hours and hours without stopping even after months and months of already seeing it because it just reminds me of how ridiculous those alternate versions of toys are. Monev the Gale Subzero attack? Are you fucking joking? Where the hell did he become like frozen themed and why?
(http://www.rixrobots.com/TG02.jpg)
Clearly a bullshit toy. I don't know why it is so funny to me, probably because that is so ridiculous and it kind of looks serious. Anyway the hilarity only goes up on this one.
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This thread is a winner.
(http://www.skatelog.com/photos/products/dolls/spaghetti-zoe-doos210x260.gif)
OH NO BETTY SPAGHETTY!!!!!
I forgot those existed!!!!
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Oozinator
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXC7qZ_iWgM&feature=related
Major pumping required.
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Here is my list of the Worst Toys Ever. (feel free to add yours also.)
Hulk hands..
(http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0748/1.jpg)
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Hulk hands just came out with a sequel
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41lFeNfKj7L._SL500_AA280_.jpg)
Hulk smash hands you can get a mask too.
(http://www.radaronline.com/features//aqua-dots.jpg)
They turn to a date rape drug in your stomach!
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(http://www.bemanix.com/upload/incoming/941885_99327_front.jpg)
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Oozinator
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXC7qZ_iWgM&feature=related
Major pumping required.
AAAWW SKEET SKEET MOFUCKA!
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(http://www.bemanix.com/upload/incoming/941885_99327_front.jpg)
+Heat
/thread
~M
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(http://www.bemanix.com/upload/incoming/941885_99327_front.jpg)
LMAO ROFL
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(http://www.bemanix.com/upload/incoming/941885_99327_front.jpg)
HAHAHA!
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Thread over. Scott wins.
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(http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/hello-kitty-vibrator-pink.jpg)
;D
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(http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/hello-kitty-vibrator-pink.jpg)
;D
what are you talking about thats awesome.
*no homo
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ITT: Arcana Heart hate. :emo: