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The Worst Toys EVER!
« on: June 01, 2008, 10:03:57 AM »
Here is my list of the Worst Toys Ever. (feel free to add yours also.)



Hulk hands..




Rubber band shooter..




Spiderman 3 Goblin sword..




Girls punching bag...

Generally, these punching bags are good fun. But a girl-targeted punching bag? Why? Why the pink and flowers? Do the makers think girls only want to beat up other pretty things? Wouldn't a girl who loves pink pretty things be reasonably unlikely to need to vent her violent aggression on an inflatable ball? And wouldn't a girl who wants to beat the shit out of something prefer something a little less dainty than a pretty pink "punching ball"? Even the girl on the box look confused.



Spiderman back pack..




This is ridiculous..

Be the most popular kid in the pool by throwing this large swirl of feces into the water! All the other kids will leave, possibly hitting you, and making you be default the most popular kid there. Frankly, I have no proof this is meant to be a pool toy, but I refuse to consider any other possibilities.



Airport security x-ray machine

Hey, let's play airport security checkpoint! You be the business passenger standing in a line stretching to the equator forlornly watching your flight home take off without you. I'll play the checkpoint guard, demanding, in a language vaguely similar to English, that you strip to the buff while I unpack your bag to make sure everyone in the airport gets a good look at your dirty underwear. Yeah, that would be, like, SO much fun!



Pet Rock
(sorry to anyone from the 70's)

Can you believe that people paid for this. You could also order uncle wood chip, brother tree leaf, and cousin glass of water for an incredible one time price of $19.95 plus shipping and handling. You might laugh but this was genius.



Dolls that pee

Isnt that cute...



Furby

(no explanation needed)



Pro Thumb Wrestling

As if pro wrestling didn't suck enough already...



Chia Pet

Why are these still marketed, and why do people still buy them?



The vibrating Harry Potter broom

Legions of little girls discovering, well, you know.
« Last Edit: June 05, 2008, 08:35:16 AM by NinjaNero »
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Re: The Worst Toys EVER!
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2008, 10:12:50 AM »
This thread is a winner. A lot of those on the list are completely hilarious. Culk is so big and awesome.



This next one isn't necessarily bad but ask anyone about it and they will tell you I have laughed hours and hours without stopping even after months and months of already seeing it because it just reminds me of how ridiculous those alternate versions of toys are. Monev the Gale Subzero attack? Are you fucking joking? Where the hell did he become like frozen themed and why?



Clearly a bullshit toy. I don't know why it is so funny to me, probably because that is so ridiculous and it kind of looks serious. Anyway the hilarity only goes up on this one.
« Last Edit: June 01, 2008, 10:16:53 AM by Kix »
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Re: The Worst Toys EVER!
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2008, 10:15:42 AM »
This thread is a winner.



OH NO BETTY SPAGHETTY!!!!!
I forgot those existed!!!!
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Re: The Worst Toys EVER!
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2008, 10:57:54 AM »

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Re: The Worst Toys EVER!
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2008, 02:04:22 PM »
Here is my list of the Worst Toys Ever. (feel free to add yours also.)



Hulk hands..



.
Hulk hands just came out with a sequel

Hulk smash hands you can get a mask too.

They turn to a date rape drug in your stomach!
« Last Edit: June 01, 2008, 02:07:59 PM by Dizzynecro »

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Re: The Worst Toys EVER!
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2008, 09:25:37 PM »

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Re: The Worst Toys EVER!
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2008, 11:27:37 PM »
how do i adult behavior to my younger brother?

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Re: The Worst Toys EVER!
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2008, 09:50:46 AM »
Dae: Nice try Tom you did your best!
Tom: I'm going to punch you!

Yukio Sumadera (12:50:54 AM): cause Dizzy is hot ABigStrongAsian (12:50:56 AM): lol Yukio Sumadera (12:51:13 AM): and Bridget is......appealing Yukio Sumadera (12:53:00 AM): Roll Casket though.....now that....i would hit anyday

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Re: The Worst Toys EVER!
« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2008, 12:05:40 PM »
"This port is going to be outdated faster than you can say "Dance Romanesque and unfinished Romancia" -Dizzynecro

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Re: The Worst Toys EVER!
« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2008, 12:52:03 PM »
Thread over.  Scott wins.
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Re: The Worst Toys EVER!
« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2008, 01:51:00 PM »


 ;D
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Re: The Worst Toys EVER!
« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2008, 02:28:38 PM »


 ;D

what are you talking about thats awesome. 

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Re: The Worst Toys EVER!
« Reply #13 on: June 05, 2008, 08:08:29 AM »
ITT: Arcana Heart hate.  :emo:
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