You know the options page where you can change the difficulty and sounds, and what not?
Well, I sorta decided to listen in full (yes, I was that bored) to whatever the hell is being said when you highlight SeVolume.
Just what is she saying?

I hear talk about pudding and cookies somewhere in there, and I assume it's Arcueid's seiyuu talking normally for the most part (mainly because she starts talking like Neco Arc at the very end).
I'd have put this in Sacchin Toast, but I'm actually seriously intrigued by this monologue and wonder if there's anyone here who can understand spoken moon, and thus would require a somewhat serious answer.
PS: Is this the effect of Lucky Star and their damn coronet discussion?
