Why is Melty Blood a dead game, anyway?
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Sion Eltnam Atlasia
Simulations show that 96.47% of Sion players like women in uniform and thigh-high socks. |
148 Posts |
Last post by Tempered |
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Sion TATARI (Vampire)
Simulations also show that lusting for blood will make you move 47.85% faster, on average. |
64 Posts |
Last post by Tempered |
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Archetype: Earth
Like a bauss. |
183 Posts |
Last post by Sashi |
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Arcueid Brunestud
Apparently, the Moon Princess' hobbies include juggling... humans. |
114 Posts |
Last post by KFL |
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Red Arcueid
Enter the red zone... just don't say speed rave. |
79 Posts |
Last post by TheMaster_Rahl |
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Akiha Tohno
Being the richest person in Misaki just highlights that money can't buy happiness... or even a bigger chest. |
103 Posts |
Last post by Sashi |
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Akiha Vermillion
Touch the demon inside Akiha (and lose 3000 health). |
142 Posts |
Last post by Dusk Thanatos |
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Seifuku Akiha
Why do these anime fighters have to have so many schoolgirls? |
119 Posts |
Last post by hipikachu |
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Hisui & Kohaku (Team)
Nee-san! Nee-san! Nee-san! Nee-san! Wait, wrong game. |
11 Posts |
Last post by Zahlzeit |
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Hisui
Hisui loves lamp. |
155 Posts |
Last post by Tonberry |
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Kohaku
After failing to take over the Tohno household so many times, you would figure she would retire to run an apothecary. |
75 Posts |
Last post by Funky-kun |
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Mech-Hisui
Presenting the world's first mass-produced android ranger, now featuring weaponry imported from Ragul. |
16 Posts |
Last post by Tonberry |
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Kohaku & Mech-Hisui
We replaced Kohaku's normal sister with an android. Let's see if she notices. |
30 Posts |
Last post by Onihime |
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Shiki Tohno
Women find glasses just as attractive as men do... but he gets to have relationships with 2D woman. Damnit. |
49 Posts |
Last post by Irysa |
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Shiki Nanaya
The rapist by day, demon hunter by night. |
201 Posts |
Last post by Rowanism |
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Shiki Ryougi
She has the scoops and the Haagen-Dazs... but no Pringles. |
483 Posts |
Last post by weika |
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Len
................................ |
53 Posts |
Last post by LivingShadow |
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White Len
She's always had the ice; now she has the swag. |
43 Posts |
Last post by Tonberry |
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Ciel
Is she French? Japanese? Indian? I don't think even she knows anymore. |
149 Posts |
Last post by Zero |
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Powerd Ciel
Yes, that's really how this character's name is spelled. |
125 Posts |
Last post by amaro57 |
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Nero Chaos (Nrvnqsr)
He's got 666 problems but a beast ain't one. |
41 Posts |
Last post by Onihime |
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Wallachia (Warakia)
So fabulous, he's become a phenomenon. |
184 Posts |
Last post by Qpunch |
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Satsuki Yumizuka (Yumiduka)
Still hasn't found her own route in life, even after ten years. |
134 Posts |
Last post by noradseven |
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Miyako Arima
Normally, you only find little girls that hit this hard in Magical Land. |
146 Posts |
Last post by T3U |
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Aoko Aozaki
It's a small wonder a mage with unlimited mana is kicking people in the face as much as she does. |
176 Posts |
Last post by Roy-Kr |
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Kouma Kishima
A man of 10,000 strikes... and dunks. |
104 Posts |
Last post by RetroStation |
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Michael Roa Valdamjong
Contrary to popular belief, he is not a gay pianist. |
58 Posts |
Last post by AnFox |
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Riesbyfe Stridberg
The leader of the Back Alley Alliance actually hates roast beef sandwiches. |
52 Posts |
Last post by Dullyanna |
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Mech-Hisui & Neco Arc
Who in their right mind thought it was good idea to program a robot to want a pet cat? |
41 Posts |
Last post by The Katz |
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Neko Arc
As seen in several great ****ing movies. |
11 Posts |
Last post by grey-thaumaturgy |
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Neko Arc Chaos
Using deers as taxis, kicking schoolgirls out of their homes... what a jerk. |
11 Posts |
Last post by Sr. White |