Alright, so FUCK CAL TRAIN. I hop on the train at 1:30 to go down to San Jose, and much to my dismay, the conductor says that sunnyvale is in fact San Jose/Diridion. So now I have to wait an hour in Sunnyvale. Fine and dandy, I burn the time in a local bookstore. Eventually I get to San Jose/Diridion. So then I take the VTA to San Fernando...wait I have to press a button to stop the tram? FUCK. So I end up two stops past where I originally intended to go and since I don't know my around San Jose I have to backtrack using the VTA cable like the idiot I am. ALAS, I reach San Fernando, and some fellow informs me that SJSU is "that way". So I reach 2nd street and San Fernando, it is however, 5:00. So, when I reach the student union at 5:06, it is closed and thusly all the doors are locked. Or at least all the ones I tried were.
Now I am a puddle of sad.