Well, stomp on frogs and shove a crowbar up my nose. There ARE people in Texas who play something besides SSBM.
I live in Houston, but saying I "play" this is a relative term. Though, admittedly, I've stuck with it longer than I did Immaterial and Missing Power (since NOBODY plays that where I live, and all the netplayers are Sakuya-playing gods).
I'll probably get castrated for it, but I've never touched Guilty Gear.