Aight, good stuff there EC. I see you all are hype for the next event being held on JULY 12th. Now if some of you took notice to the title for BBG5 you may be wondering "wtf is this Killer Cameo shit and why are Zar's titles so f'n random". Well, this Battle by THE GAZEBO is going to be epic on many proportions.
First, BBG mods have personally hired two of EC's finest assassins to test our regulars and local players. Their directive: Kill everything in sight with extreme prejudice. Yes, their sole purpose for existing in the MB community is to body
YOU at BBG5. For now, their true identities must be concealed as they are wanted in several states for aggressive mashing and consecutive wakeup DP's with a high success rate.Yes, true USMB professionalism
. But all jokes aside, be prepared to bring your A-game this time around because we can guarantee that seeing the Top4 spot is going to be tough. BBG 5 =
SERIOUS BUSINESS!!! Second, there is a slim chance that we will actually have the venue reserved for this date. I'm currently looking into this and gathering information. This is definitely not guaranteed and according to the park website I may have already missed the chance to reserve it (20-30 days for permit to clear). Still trying to get in contact w/ the park office to confirm. Dont anyone get their hopes up and you should all be prepared to run it back in front of the HYPE DISPENSER machines.
Looking forward to seeing you all and hopefully some new faces. Trust me on this: if its not too much of a hassle for you to get out to NY, it is DEFINITELY worth the trip for some high quality play.
I will now leave you with some BBG tips:
#1 you probably shouldnt bring your girl to this because it is likely she will get bored and want to do something else which will result in you getting owned for your game time.
#2 if you're a minor, you should probably tell your parents about this now and try to set something up where you will be free for the next BBG.
Cameo appearances by:
Organization of S.E.E.K.L.E.T
"Classified" 1: identified as Xxx-VRAK-12-11
"Classified" 2: identified as xXX-SHN-1o92521
Extra bodybags will be provided for your ownage.