Here is my list of the Worst Toys Ever. (feel free to add yours also.)
Hulk hands..
Rubber band shooter..
Spiderman 3 Goblin sword..
Girls punching bag...
Generally, these punching bags are good fun. But a girl-targeted punching bag? Why? Why the pink and flowers? Do the makers think girls only want to beat up other pretty things? Wouldn't a girl who loves pink pretty things be reasonably unlikely to need to vent her violent aggression on an inflatable ball? And wouldn't a girl who wants to beat the shit out of something prefer something a little less dainty than a pretty pink "punching ball"? Even the girl on the box look confused.
Spiderman back pack..
This is ridiculous..
Be the most popular kid in the pool by throwing this large swirl of feces into the water! All the other kids will leave, possibly hitting you, and making you be default the most popular kid there. Frankly, I have no proof this is meant to be a pool toy, but I refuse to consider any other possibilities.
Airport security x-ray machine
Hey, let's play airport security checkpoint! You be the business passenger standing in a line stretching to the equator forlornly watching your flight home take off without you. I'll play the checkpoint guard, demanding, in a language vaguely similar to English, that you strip to the buff while I unpack your bag to make sure everyone in the airport gets a good look at your dirty underwear. Yeah, that would be, like, SO much fun!
Pet Rock
(sorry to anyone from the 70's)
Can you believe that people paid for this. You could also order uncle wood chip, brother tree leaf, and cousin glass of water for an incredible one time price of $19.95 plus shipping and handling. You might laugh but this was genius.
Dolls that pee
Isnt that cute...
Furby
(no explanation needed)
Pro Thumb Wrestling
As if pro wrestling didn't suck enough already...
Chia Pet
Why are these still marketed, and why do people still buy them?
The vibrating Harry Potter broom
Legions of little girls discovering, well, you know.